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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I would probably piss my wetsuit lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

That’s ok, everyone else does that anyway :)

[–] subterfuge 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, really? I'd never heard that one before.

[–] subterfuge 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.

So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite

The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities.

Now though, they're just like, "Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don't worry about it, it's just for sharks, You're fine.."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago