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Fight on French train involving axe and samurai sword leaves 4 students wounded, including one victim with hand cut off (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dang. Idk, until full recovery, I wouldn't classify a "skull split open" to be "not in danger for their life" 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!