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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] pjwestin 36 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Wait, why does Superman have income? Has he been charging the people for his services this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Maybe there's a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.

[–] pjwestin 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!

[–] evidences 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like where does he put the money when in costume? He clearly doesn't have pockets and I've never seen Superman carrying a bag of any sort.

[–] kryptonite 3 points 1 month ago

He has a pocket in his cape. It's where he keeps his Clark clothes, shoes, and glasses when he's Superman - super-compressed first, of course.

[–] pjwestin 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, he could put some in his boot or belt or something, but not 13 grand.

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