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Imagine being an adult raised without all-you-can-stomach porn and suddenly getting access to the Internet.
SO. MANY. BLISTERS.
" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
My "pistol" is out of ammo!
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.
I'm shooting blanks!
That's why you never had kids... you were firing blanks!