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Wisconsin restaurant apologizes for serving pizzas contaminated with THC (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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"We want to be sure anyone who has this pizza on hand throws it away so they don't get sick," health officials told customers.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Smoked every day and had some edibles with a friend. After it kicked in, it took about half an hour before we were way too high, went inside and were knocked out. For a random person experiencing that without knowing what they'd taken, they'd definitely think something was wrong. Maybe panic time instead of chilling on the couch and sleeping it off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Even just a panicked 911 call followed by a huge bill you aren't insured against. What a disaster that could be for someone.