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The Truth About Tim Walz

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Tim Walz is a LIAR. This community is about outing his lies!

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Tim Walz wants you to think he'd be a competent vice president, and yet he's never shown us any indication that he can effectively pleasure a microphone. (self.truthabouttimwalz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by TheTechnician27 to c/truthabouttimwalz
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I don't know about you, but this tells me that he's never made it to third with a microphone in his life and is afraid we'll find out.

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[–] Grimy 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Has anyone even seen Tim Walz deep throat anything? Is this really who we want in a position of power? For all we know, he gags easy.

[–] TheTechnician27 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's an excellent observation. Meanwhile, we've seen Trump skillfully deepthroating Purtin's ween time and again since 2016. It's clear he's the man for the job.

[–] vxx 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

He's so dedicated that he's training all the time. What a man!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

We have proved time and again we need someone who sucks to run this shit. Not sure walz has proven himself to adequately suck hard enough for this job.

[–] alquicksilver 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm starting to suspect he might even have the gall to - *gag* - pleasure his wife.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ben Shapiro loses sleep over the thought

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've never seen him deep throat a corn dog at a county fair, but he is Minnesotan. I assume he can unhinge his jaw for the larger-sized corn dogs.