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And everyone over 30 wants that exact type of weed, and it takes only a couple trips to the weed store to realize, all the salespeople are uni kids completely borked out of their braincases, and are making shit up on the spot, everytime.
If that kind of weed existed, the over 30 crowd would have been tweeting "omg i found the answer to Ambien, it's Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake!!!!!!11!", but they haven't because it doesn't exist.
The kids just want to get stoned, make minimum wage, and send you on your way happy, they sincerely know only slightly more than you do, but they're paid to act as if they're dope experts.
Idk I've frequented several shops ran by the owner/bud tender who was very particular about their product and while they wouldn't pitch it as anything 'magic' or 'cure for x' they'd fairly accurately describe the effects of the different strains they offered. It does depend though, I've had just as many experiences as you've described, and that's before accounting that everyone will react somewhat differently to varying levels of different cannabinoids.
My first big thing I tell people looking for really specific effects is that everyone is different so for most people it’s gonna take some trial and error to find exactly what you’ll like, but the generalities apply for a good amount of people.
This is when i finally started liking weed. having a choice of actual shops and going to the one where someone would talk to me about what effects i'm looking for. then giving me a few things to try. now it's not just some dude trying to sell me their high and getting offended when i don't like it. legality wasnt what kept me from buying weed all these years, yet weirdly it's what allowed me to finally enjoy it.