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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind 95 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?

This absolutely happened, right?

[โ€“] Eatspancakes84 8 points 2 months ago

Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.

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