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No one gets left behind (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

First, I throw in a jalapeno as a life preserver, then I come in with the second chip like an S.S. Minnow sent from heaven. Finally I Mobey Dick the rescue team and send them to the depths of hell that is my digestive tract.