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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... Because they absolutely would have just taken turns

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?