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[–] shalafi 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

this type of accident can happen to anyone who isn't fully focused on their surroundings

So Darwin award? Swear to god you people will bend yourselves backwards to absolve idiots of personal responsibility.

She was in a situation that demands focus, had her head up her ass, got killed. Darwin award.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

It feels like none of you have actually read the Darwin Awards website that actually you know, coined the phrase.

Simply working a dangerous environment and dying within it, doesn't make it a Darwin Award, not even a nominee.

She was there to do a job that required a lot of attention on it's own. You can't be assigned to photograph skydivers, at an airfield, without having to expend some energy and attention to doing that job.

By your logic, any of the kids who got ground up and killed cleaning meat processing plants, should have been more aware. Guess they're also Darwin Award winners, at least by your metrics.

Darwin Awards are for deaths that are so stupendously stupid and insane, that the removal of their genes from the gene pool acts as a kind of cleanse.

Such as the guy who stuck a plunger in the shower as a makeshift dildo, held on to the shower curtain rod area for support, which proceeded to break under his weight and impaled him.

That's an actual Darwin Award. Not this poor lady.