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Anon takes their dog for a walk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Iheartcheese 104 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What kind of childhood did you have if you don't know what grass tastes like.

[–] FilthyShrooms 36 points 2 months ago

He forgor

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Maybe this was a particular patch of grass with extra flavour?

Like dog piss flavour.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Or an adult in with a hippie wheat grass stall in their farmers' market.