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[–] _lilith 136 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Your nose is your cutest feature, that's why I chose it" is the correct response

[–] Klear 108 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?"