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Lily Allen Makes More Money from OnlyFans Than Spotify (consequence.net)

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[–] Lennnny 63 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

I'm a girl, in a healthy BMI and with nice hair, pretty and freckled face, but my feet are super crappy. Like, crusty, toes bend at weird angles, hard skin in random places. Even my own husband is like "plz no, stop" if they get too near to him.

I'm now wondering if there's a market on the other end of the scale...

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe, but do you really want someone jerking off to video of your super crappy feet?

[–] Lennnny 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm indifferent, especially if I get money to distract me from it.

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