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post your techno-mage conspiracy theories (lemmy.sdf.org)
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[–] [email protected]:443 4 points 3 months ago

Behold, my list of theories that have almost no basis in reality:

  • Gensokyo exists in the Analog Nowhere universe, and of course MATACORP had to build a bus transit system there.
  • The CEO of MATACORP doesn't exist in the physical sense. At least, not anymore.
  • The MATABOTs were made primarily as propaganda, and MATACORP's actual primary method of counteracting the Techno-Mages are spies in the Wild.
  • MATACORP is currently having an existential crisis.
  • The food the FISH feeds Girl is made up of floppy disks.
  • OpenBlade has hidden functionalities that will only be revealed when thrown.
  • MATACORP turned the moon into a supercomputer. Thus, one can hack it.