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Take that, atheists (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

broke: i'm not gay but $20 is $20

woke: i'm not an atheist but millions of dollars is millions of dollars

[–] Diplomjodler3 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also, using babies instead of balls would make the game a lot less boring.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

And you'll get really intense chants, which as far as I understand it's a huge reason to go to live stadiums. Especially from the opposing team which in this case would be the thousands of protestors outside who would inevitably be very much against this whole thing.

Inside the stadium, while yes – technically there's a separation of two teams – they're both there because they want to see baby homeruns. They're all on the baby-batting team.

[–] Diplomjodler3 7 points 3 months ago

Those babies are already born so the "save the babies" crowd won't care.