Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.
Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion
Is that a mug shot? She was arrested for being the hero we all need?
No, it's not real. The original source is a satirical news site. Sorry friends.
Oh shit, you're right. I though I included the link. I ate the onion :(