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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pavlov

As in you instantly lose an erection, because you've been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I can only get off if I hear approaching footsteps

[–] toynbee 9 points 1 month ago

I used to be able to do that, too! These days, I live with two people: an adult wife and a toddler. Their gaits are pretty easily distinguishable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trauma, neurodivergence, or both detected!