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[โ€“] Thebeardedsinglemalt 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A few years ago I wrote a short story about a benevolent alien alliance coming to earth because they observe planets with intelligent life to evaluate if they're worthy of joining the alliance.

They say they usually take 10ish years to do a complete evaluation but it took less than 3 for them to determine not only are we not worthy, but they are officially quarantining our solar system. The basis of their determination: 10 people on this planet have the resources and means of legitimately end all suffering and make this planet a utopia, but they would instead poison and burn 3/4 of the planet to hoard more of those resources for themselves.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago

Hahaha yes; funny short story. Hopefully nobody violates the quarantine. :)