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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is sick (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] psycho_driver 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Be me, working chad

See co-worker come in and tell people he's sick

Disgusting co-workers all leave him alone

Get idea

Tell people I'm sick

Smelly Nelly still wants to grope me

Gaaaaah what must I do to escape these germ bags!

[–] Thcdenton 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Smelly Nelly

[–] FoxyGrandpa 5 points 2 months ago

OH MY

[–] bitchkat 5 points 2 months ago

I know a smelly Nelly.