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submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/facepalm

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This isn't bad on it's face. But I've got this lingering dread that we're going to state seeing more nefarious responses at some point in the future.

Like "Your anxiety may be due to low blood sugar. Consider taking a minute to composure yourself, take a deep breath, and have a Snickers. You're not yourself without Snickers."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This response was brought to you by BetterHelp and by the Mars Company.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you beat me by 8 hours

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Great minds think alike!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

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