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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This isn't bad on it's face. But I've got this lingering dread that we're going to state seeing more nefarious responses at some point in the future.

Like "Your anxiety may be due to low blood sugar. Consider taking a minute to composure yourself, take a deep breath, and have a Snickers. You're not yourself without Snickers."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

This response sponsored by Mars Corporation.

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Instead of

"Perhaps a burger is what you're looking for" as a response, sponsored responses will look more like
"Perhaps you may want to try Burger King's California whopper, due to your tastes. You can also get a milkshake there instead of your usual milkshake stop, saving you an extra trip."

Imagine the [krzzt] possibilities!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's where AI search/chat is really headed. That's why so many companies with ad networks are investing in it. You can't block ads if they're baked into LLM responses.

[–] DempstersBox 14 points 1 day ago

Ahh, man made horrors well within my comprehension

Ugh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This response was brought to you by BetterHelp and by the Mars Company.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck you beat me by 8 hours

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Great minds think alike!