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Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer’s genitalia (apnews.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

“They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”

Who mother fucker, who gave your more security?? It was all deep state pizza Biden conspiracy b.s when you weren't happy about it, now it's magic? Of course he'll never admit he isn't being treated unfairly, he's always the victim. Strong man baby.

[–] rayyy 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Remember his lame NFTs with him as a tough, strong man? Reality.