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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It takes way longer than that to smoke a brisket. You’re fired unless it’s fucking amazing, in which case you’re promoted to VP of Employee Happiness.

[–] WoolyNelson 2 points 2 months ago

I can only assume they started it before work.

[–] criss_cross 2 points 2 months ago

I was gonna say unless they cut a small sliver of it off you ain't smoking that in less than 12-24