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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam (theonion.com)

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[–] rtxn 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH'S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY AND GENETIC INFERIORITY THAT CHARACTERIZE HIS WEAK AND DECADENT RACE.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Is this quoting measurehead?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This comparison isn't fair to ham sandwiches. I like them and want them to stay around.