Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.
Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion
Or just ask them to put you on the "do not call" list and they shouldn't bother you again for several years.
You could just tell them you're an apostate.
Those they actively avoid.