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Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.

Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (11 children)

You can also chase them off your property by saying you've been excommunicated, and they'll never come back.

[–] gofsckyourself 1 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Considering that's not the term they use, it would not be very effective. They would know you're lying.

[–] Kbobabob 35 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Since you didn't actually provide a good response, it's called disfellowshipped.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 4 points 2 months ago

It's actually dishonorably dismounted.

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