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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Pat12 to c/[email protected]

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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Sounds horrible. Here's mine:

Stand up when woken up and feeling like it.
look into my wife's cute face.
we make food, watch star trek, drink tea
decide how and where we're gonna spend the day. Gaming? Binging? Pool? Museum? Zoo? Just driving around with no goal? Shopping-tour? Visit some city? Some voluntary work to help those less fortunate? Doing absolutely nothing?
end the day in peace whenever we feel like it.

Oh yes. No kids, no pets.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh yes. No kids, no pets.

No job?

Or is this just a weekend routine?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

OP could be retired.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes. No job. Retired somewhere mid-20s. With 2 occasional let's-try-something-new-job for some months since then. That was nearly 3 decades ago. So, weekend only matters because, where we live, life slowly withers saturdays and is dead as a doornail on Sundays 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read that as you retired in your mid-20s, not that you retired in 2020.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh. Right. My 20s not THE 20s 😁

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