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For screenshots of humorous, clean, nonpolitical social media posts. This primarily implies Twitter, but Facebook, Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads, etc. are allowed too. It should be primarily text-based though.

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  2. No Lemmy posts. You're already on a Lemmy instance. There's no need to screenshot it and post it here.
  3. No Reddit posts. That's too similar to Lemmy.
  4. The joke must be text. Images can be included in the screenshot, but only as needed context.
  5. Use correct cropping. Don't have a mile of whitespace or show extraneous UI, but don't crop out the date or author.
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[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I take umbrage with "couple bits of toast"

Surely it should be "couple bits toast"?

You can't lazily leave out one "of" and not the other

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Except couple bits toast doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as well as couple bits of toast.

Edit: that being said, I'm not a caveman - they're fucking slices of toast. You want me to make some toast and tear off a couple bits for you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or just make me a couple toasts. Feels easier as a non native speaker.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can understand why it might make more sense, but that just isn't how it's used in common parlance.

You can say that, if it is easier for you to communicate that way. Just understand that you might throw some people off.

Edit: I would like to clarify, I'm not at liberty to give anyone permission to use any word. I meant that it's perfectly acceptable usage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You mean not English [simplified]?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

it took me like 30 seconds to figure out what other "of" you were talking about, "couple of bits of toast" looks so clunky to me

granted, i pronounce it as "cup'la bit'sa toast"