this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Demdaru -4 points 2 months ago

...yeaaaah... that's worse than original. "Nah, sorry, got brainlocked cuz damn you're beautiful".

Make it informal, silly and goof off of your own reaction to remove the awkward and embrace the "you'll make fun of me for this later".