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Grandma, I'm just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍
What a terrible day to have photon receptors
It’s moments like this that I regret being on an instance that doesn’t do downvotes.
I once, without looking, accidentally fondled a guy's chemo port thinking it was an abnormally large and oddly placed nipple 😳 fuck you for reminding me