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Mazda's New "Pay-Per-Honk" Plan Leaves Drivers Speechless (isglitch.com)

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Automaker's latest subscription model takes nickel-and-diming to new heights

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[–] SlapnutsGT 9 points 2 months ago

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

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