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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(

[–] macarthur_park 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Freeze?

The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.

[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 2 months ago

Baja Blast Colonic