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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To be fair, some penguins aren't exactly small

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is a king penguin, not even the tallest subspecies (emperors are taller), but what you're looking at is an optical illusion because the penguin is much closer to the camera than the humans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn, well I'm leaving it up anyways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 1 points 1 month ago

The Emperor protects