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Nope, definitely the gays. Did you know they collectively stole the rainbow from god? Scandalous.
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Rumor has it that they hijacked hell and turned the first 3 circles into a nightclub, a B&B, and a spa
Gentrification is out of hand these days
ah yes the gentrification of Hell.
I mean, it's all fictitious headcanon, I'm on board with this one.
"And as God declared homosexuality a sin, he made his second mistake, because their over representation led to a fabulous revolution. Fighting back against homophobic demons and damned souls, and freely inviting the homosexual demons into their territory, they created a vibrant new hell... With blackjack, and hookers."
Is that why all those demons are so fabulously dressed?
Compared to the white cloth that angels wear.
The devil wears Prada???
I'm the official gay and I have my voucher for a penthouse suite and a bitchin meet and greet with the man himself, so you best believe that nightclub is my top priority. Well, once I finish having raunchy scandalous sex with adorable, hung subs. And I don't even have to wait to die for that!
It's so good to be so bad ๐