this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That ain't going anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago
  • plucks ratchet strap as it's tightening - "Bb...B, C...Db, D, D, D...Yeah'p. At'll git er."
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

until the ground it's anchored to is converted into grassy diarrhea by the flooding

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Concrete blocks 8ft into the ground

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

pats the front door with my hands

[–] Maggoty 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least until Milton casually tosses a tree at it.

[–] Drunemeton 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate your optimism by using the singular…

[–] Maggoty 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw the documentary once. The order is Tree, Cow, Tractor, and finally another House.

[–] Blaster_M 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maggoty 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dang it. I always forget one.

[–] Drunemeton 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ha! I thought that sounded like a “Twister” movie reference.

[–] Maggoty 3 points 2 months ago

Isn't that the tornado safety video everyone got in high school?