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Police officer's gun sucked away by powerful magnets in lab raid (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Two thousand liters of helium gas were allegedly released as a result of the rifle striking the machine.

No not really. It was release as a result of the same idiot who brought his rifle into the room later pressing the emergency shutdown, thereby quenching the magnet and dumping the helium. What a dumb fuck.