this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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[–] psycho_driver 96 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!

[–] lgmjon64 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And lose weight with every amputation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.