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[–] DharkStare 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Tinted windows, security cameras, and uniforms...rock solid proof of a weed farm. /s

That describes 90% of the businesses I shop at.

[–] Omgpwnies 17 points 2 weeks ago

Tinted windows, security cameras, and uniforms

[–] Lost_My_Mind 13 points 2 weeks ago

Why do you shop at so many weed farms???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like you buy a lot of weed.