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UPDATE: Apparently the guitar was not signed (or certified) by Taylor Swift afterall. 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ahh, how shall I do it? Oh, I know!

I'll have Taylor Swift sign a guitar, a harmless little guitar! And then, I'll put that guitar in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, then I'll auction that box to myself and when I win it...

AHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!

It's brilliant brilliant brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

[–] vic_rattlehead 12 points 2 months ago

Or, to save on postage, I could poison myself WITH THIS!"