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Anon shares his dating preferences (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its also fake. I could rewrite the ending.

"Friends GF laughs uncontrollably at my list of dealbreakers, as she's drunk and at a bar, not sober at a coffee shop"

"Friends gf proceeds to go around the bar posing my list to every woman, and eventually also all the men, hysterically laughing the whole time while I try to hide by the jukebox."

[–] Mercuri 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That friend? Albert Einstein.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That Einstein was a handful!