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[–] essteeyou 126 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
/**
 * Gets the user
 **/
fun getUser() {
    return this.user;
}
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I don't think I understand what's happening here…

[–] essteeyou 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let me find the sequence diagram...

[–] jaybone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You need the requirements doc from marketing. Then it will all totally make sense for sure. No cap.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Okay now I get the joke.
I hate these kind of people.

By the way, your ``` both need to be on their own, separate line

[–] essteeyou 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It renders correctly in my client (Sync), what are you using? I'll edit it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It renders correctly on the web as well for me.

But the ``` being on their own line is how to write it properly, as stated this website among many others.

This way, you can put the intended programming language on the same line as the first ```, ensuring proper colour coding!

Ex.

echo "Hello $name\n";
echo "Hello $name\n";

EDIT I checked on mobile, it rendered odd on Jerboa for me:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client before the edit

Now it is fixed:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client after the edit

[–] essteeyou 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, I know, but my code isn't in a real language.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can also not do it, it was just an additional comment!

[–] essteeyou 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for your code review. :-D