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Man Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morning (theonion.com)

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[–] quinkin 5 points 2 months ago

A spider bit my toe right as I was falling asleep. Decided I would deal with it in the morning.

Fortunately that was the case.