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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, "artisan" but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it

[โ€“] Trae 7 points 2 months ago

Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.