this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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[–] MrJameGumb 133 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

If we want to get pedantic here it didn't technically "shatter", it just broke cleanly in half... at least that's what they'll say when you try to return it lol

[–] Sakychu 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Is that similar to when I buy no more tears shampoo but I still cry myself to bed?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

thanks for that comment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You need to drink the bottle's contents to stop the tears. Just to be certain, stir 8n some Draino first.

[–] bizzle -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not "tear-free" as in it won't make you cry; it's "tear-free" as in it won't knot your hair and tear it when you brush it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Baby shampoos have special formulation that are way less irritating if you happen to get some in your kid’s eye. It’s not zero irritation, but it’s way less than a normal soap or shampoo.

[–] bizzle 5 points 4 months ago
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