The Truth About Tim Walz

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Tim Walz is a LIAR. This community is about outing his lies!

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As the mod messaged me saying this was a satire community. Can we get him to post it in the desc? Otherwise this is just another Trump community. (self.truthabouttimwalz)

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[–] TootSweet 40 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What are you talking about? I heard that Tim Walz microwaves his water when he makes tea rather than using a tea kettle. What kind of monster does that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

dude i heard that if he gets you a birthday cake it never has the correct number of candles on it

[–] cybervseas 14 points 3 weeks ago

When you call him out on it he says that there's one extra "for good luck.". Yeah, right!

[–] TheTechnician27 8 points 3 weeks ago

Something something Technology Connections

[–] davidagain 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

See - he'd be a disaster for international diplomacy, because this is guaranteed to make Englishmen tut or even shake their heads slightly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My Australian friend thought I was a complete barbarian for heating water for tea on the stove in a pot

[–] davidagain 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That at least has the weight of tradition behind it.

Wait, you do mean a stove kettle, don't you? You don't mean just a normal vegetables pot? You can't mean that, surely?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I do mean just a saucepan with some water in it. I ended up getting an electric kettle...

[–] davidagain 2 points 3 weeks ago

Congratulations: civilisation has arrived in your home. We'll talk no more of what happened before.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard he reuses his hotdog boiling water for his tea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is a red line that I will not cross