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Microsoft to Revive Nuclear Plant on Three Mile Island to Handle AI Processing (www.pcmag.com)

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago

And it flows into Chesapeake bay after passing by Peach Bottom nuke plant, where unannounced inspections have revealed everyone sleeping.

At one time, farmers used to grow popcorn on 3MI. Post-incident, pets were born with deformities on the York County side, harder to tell with the humans there.

We won't go into the time I drove into Indian Point during the day and found no one in attendance. No guards, gates open, etc.

I drove all over the plant. Took a while to find anyone, and that person was annoyed at my needing to make a delivery, but there was no one at the dock.

I'm not on either side, but if you read an article about nukes, someone paid for it, pro or con.

It's not that simple.