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Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF? (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He does not, in fact, look like some kinda fuckin’ nerd.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean... kinda (a hot one:-)?

Edit: receipt:

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Conclusion: nerds rule, conservatives drool 🤤!

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanna fight you for this statement.

but I have deadass nothing to fight you with

how dare you make me realize Obama is attractive >:( /hj

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's okay, you must still be recovering from that coma that you simply must have been in for 8 years to have missed this hot bod:

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Michelle forgives you though, bc she now has this hunk of man meat all to herself finally, and therefore so do I:-).

Also, we can be so easily distracted these days by...

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Wait, what were we talking about now? :-P

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

STAHP–

YOU FIEND!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Okay I will stop (but those images have now been seared into your soul:-)