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[–] finitebanjo 92 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (15 children)

They check ID for compressed air? Where is this?

Now something like 99.99% alcohol electronics cleaner I would understand because people use it to cut meth or some other wild shit.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago (13 children)
[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 11 points 2 months ago

I guess being dead was just better.

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