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Anon goes to the store after turning 18 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 11 points 2 months ago

I guess being dead was just better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

High so addictive not even death results in ingervention

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Totally guessing but im sure its similar to people saying "Try coke once and you could die!". Technically true, if your coke is laced with Fent. Maybe get too high of a concentration in your air duster and you simply die?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Guessing some people suffocate, they get too high, keep huffing and forget to breathe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

*not always all at once