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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (5 children)

True fact: a human can survive on nothing but vegan cat food and horse powder.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CaptPretentious 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And a guestimate how long that might be.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitwaba 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

An acceptable margin of error

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The rest of their lives.

[–] piexil 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

...hazel is that you?

Edit: surprised at how many people know hazel lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

do they also need water (or monster)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] MapleEngineer 3 points 3 months ago

I knew a guy who only ate things he had sprouted in a Mason he kept behind the seat of his pickup truck.